Im causing too much drama

im not dropping names. ...
but a certain person has been accusing me of causing too much drama.
maybe i admitted something i shouldnt have. i mean i told him we could split the divorce settlement if he helped me. a team. and now i know hes going to tell his friend that rude remark i made. i thought it was funny. he didnt.
then, i accidently fell asleep in his ex girlfriends stella mccartney dress and this really pushed his buttons. oh and i accidently wore it home. i couldnt find my shirt! who cares? now hes so pissed. and i know hes going to fuck things up with the guy im trying to fuck.
he says they were all talking about it. all of those people. i dont know whether to be embarressed or flattered. but then he said i was rude bc he brought me and they were all competing (flaterring) and he got mad bc i kissed him. i had to.
and then the issue of the phone. he got so annoyed. well im sorry but im not going to curve my actions to please anyone. thats not me.
he thinks im too young to. but i dont act it unless its 7am.
oh i wish i could get into more detail bc this whole ordeal is really troubling to me.